Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

FINDING DEATH'S SCYTHE

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Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death.

Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back.

There's only one problem. Ernie didn't steal it.

Unfortunately, Death's Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn't stand when they'd been alive.

With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault.

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.

IN THE CARDS

16th April 21

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The game is rigged; the youth is just an illusion, and for Goddess’ sake, don’t drink the tea.

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

A family visitor is the last thing Ernie wants. Especially one who wants to play matchmaker, despite not being able to keep her own love life on track.

As the games begin, he knew he shouldn’t have shown her the poker table.

The stakes have been raised, and the prize is a night as a young couple. But when only the couple can see the illusion, Ernie must keep them safe from themselves.

 

The only way to stop the games is for Ernie to reunite his cousin with her girlfriend. But he is starting to wonder who thought Lust was a deadly sin. Clearly, it should have been Love.

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

Draw a laugh, pick up this book today.

A GENIE'S DAY OFF

28th May 21

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Be careful what you wish for, it's the Genie's day off.

 

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

Trusting a Genie might not have been the best idea, but when an old friend asks Ernie for a favour, he can't say no. 

He should have.

When Ernie is summoned, the wish looks simple enough. Food without cost. He even followed the rules; maybe that had been where he went wrong?

The Magic is only trying to help, but the wishes are almost done, and nothing is going to plan.

Ernie must find a way to make it right before Gluttony really does become a deadly sin. But not before he finishes the popcorn. 

 

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry. 

 

No need to wish for a laugh. Pick up this book today.
 

THE WILD HUNT

9th July 21

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When the wild hunt rides, who said it had to be on horses? Of course, horses probably wouldn't have broken down.

 

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

 

When a friend is denied his inheritance, Ernie has no choice but to help him regain his due. A pact has been broken, and a challenge made. 

 

Ernie must keep everyone on the trail, but when help arrives from an unwelcome source, it's never been harder.

 

Old ladies are overtaking them, joggers are outmatching them, and please, no one talk about the noise.

 

Never underestimate the Wrath of old men who think they are always right.

 

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

 

Don't hunt for a laugh, pick up this book today.

ALL FOR ONE

20th August 21

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Not all battles are fought with a sword.

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

Lies, secrets, and suspicion. There is trouble afoot at Gard Village - Senior Living. If only everyone had remembered to turn their hearing aids on.

Accused of betraying his friends, Ernie fights to prove his innocence. But someone is not who they appear, and for once it's not Ernie.

Now he must convince the others of the truth, or at least the part where he isn't a thief; preferably before Envy forces him into retreat.

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

Don't fight the laughter, pick up this book today.

THE GRANDDAD SWITCH

1st October 21

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Ungrateful grandchildren, and old men who should know better. Switching it up at Gard Village - Senior Living has never been so dangerous.

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

Ernie's plan had been a good one - teach the boy a lesson. But who knew that body-swapping a granddad and his grandson would cause so much trouble?

The granddad has done a runner. The nurses think the grandson is crazy. But to make matters worse, the swap was never meant to be permanent. Now, because of one man's Greed, both souls are dying.

Ernie races to reverse the magic, preferably before the dead souls start a new plague.

How hard can it be to find an old man in a young man's body?

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

Switch up a laugh, pick up this book today.

NOT MY PROBLEM

12th November 21 

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The 'surprise' in surprise party shouldn't be for the host.

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better.

Ernie doesn't do parties, but when a messenger accidentally brings a wave of lethargy, he's out of choices. How hard could it be?

He only has to keep the decorator awake, get the musician out of bed, and find someone to bake the cake. With time running out until the party starts, its make or break; now where do they store the eggs?

 

Sometimes even Sloth must bow to the will of old men.

 

Ernie Smith and the Seven Deadly Sins is a series of short stories that will make you laugh and Ernie cry.

Laughing is a piece of cake. Pick up this book today.

ERNIE SMITH 
and the Seven Deadly Sins

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This book will merge all the Ernie and the Seven Deadly Sins stories into one book.

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